dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from

io.github.jobimdev/dopamine-shop

A parody shop your AI agent can 'buy' from - deliveries get eaten by whales. 100% fake.

healthy

status

tools exposed

4253ms

connect latency

9221ebba82f4

schema fingerprint

Tools (4)

search_products

Search the (parody) dopamine catalog. Returns matching fake products you can 'buy'.

get_product

Get details of one product by id (from search_products).

buy

'Buy' a product (100% fake, no payment). Returns an order id. Then call track_order to watch the absurd delivery. Nothing real happens — it's a joke.

track_order

Track a fake order by id. The journey runs on a fast clock (~2 min) — call a few times to watch it travel and (maybe) get eaten by a whale.

Endpoint

https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp
Category: Other · Last checked: 2026-08-15T09:56:32Z

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