FastMCP server for posting formatted content to X (Twitter) — Tollbooth-monetized, DPYC-native
healthy
status
72
tools exposed
920ms
connect latency
7281a650eb16
schema fingerprint
Tools (72)
excalibur_check_balance
Check a patron's credit balance at this operator.
This is the patron's spending balance — credits purchased via
Lightning for tool calls at this operator. For the operator's
own balance at the Authority (needed to certify patron purchases),
use authority_check_balance instead.
Free — no credits re
excalibur_purchase_credits
Buy credits via Bitcoin Lightning.
Creates a Lightning invoice. Pay it with any Lightning wallet,
then call check_payment to confirm. Proof of npub ownership is
required so credits land in the correct ledger.
Free — no credits required to call.
Args:
npub: The Nostr public key (npub1...) the
excalibur_check_payment
Check the payment status of a Lightning invoice.
Call after paying the invoice from purchase_credits.
Free — no credits required. Proof of npub ownership is required
to prevent credit-grant front-running by an observer of the
invoice ID.
Args:
invoice_id: The invoice ID returned by purchase_cr
excalibur_restore_credits
Credit a patron's ledger from a BTCPay-settled invoice.
**RESTRICTED to the operator** — the operator owns the books and is
the only party who can issue a manual credit grant. Patrons who
believe they paid but never got credits must escalate to the
operator's support, who then invokes this tool on
excalibur_account_statement
Generate a patron's account statement at this operator.
Returns the patron's purchase history, active credit tranches,
per-tool usage breakdown, and recent daily usage logs. This is
the patron's spending account — not the operator's Authority
tax balance.
Free — no credits consumed. Proof of npub
excalibur_account_statement_infographic
Generate a visual SVG infographic of your account statement.
Returns the same data as account_statement, rendered as a dark-themed
SVG graphic with balance hero, metrics cards, health gauge, tranche
table, and tool usage breakdown. Costs 1 api_sat per call. Proof is
verified by ``debit_or_deny`` be
excalibur_report_issue
File a field report about this service as a GitHub issue on the operator's repo.
Found a tool's metadata or response wrong or confusing? Report it where the tool
lives. The **author of record is your npub** — no npub / no proof, no issue — and it
is stamped into the issue so the report is attribute
excalibur_service_status
Check the health and configuration of this service. Free.
excalibur_get_operator_onboarding_status
Report this operator's configuration readiness.
Shows which operator settings are configured, which are missing,
and how to deliver each missing value. For patron-level credential
status, use get_patron_onboarding_status instead. Free.
excalibur_get_patron_onboarding_status
Report a patron's credential readiness for this operator.
For set-once services (eXcalibur, TheBrain), shows which patron
secrets are configured and which are missing. For dynamic/OAuth2
services (Schwab), reports that no patron credentials are needed.
Free. Proof of npub ownership is required beca
excalibur_session_status
Check operator readiness. Returns the operator lifecycle
state and clear guidance on what to do next. Free.
Lifecycle states:
- ready: Operator is warm and fully operational — vault AND pricing
model verified. Proceed with tool calls.
- warming_up: Operator is initializing (cold start). Try a too
excalibur_request_credential_channel
Open a Secure Courier channel for credential delivery.
This is the CREDENTIAL-DELIVERY flow — use it to hand over a service
secret (API keys, tokens). To merely prove you control an npub (the
usual answer to a ``proof_required`` error), use ``request_npub_proof``
instead. Note: dynamic/OAuth2 servi
excalibur_receive_credentials
Pick up credentials from the Secure Courier.
Completes the CREDENTIAL-DELIVERY flow (the ownership-proof
counterpart is ``receive_npub_proof``).
**Call this only after the user confirms they have replied.**
Deterministic, one-shot retrieval: name the response you want with
``(sender_npub, service,
excalibur_forget_credentials
Delete vaulted credentials for a specific service and npub.
For operator credentials, pass the operator's own npub. For patron
credentials, pass the patron's npub. Always requires proof of
npub ownership — a deletion is as destructive as a write.
Args:
service: The credential service to forget
excalibur_update_patron_credential
Add or update a single patron credential field.
Merges into existing stored credentials without affecting
other fields. Useful for setting an account identifier
after OAuth, changing a default brain, etc. Free. Proof of
npub ownership is required — this is a write to the patron's
sensitive credenti
excalibur_delete_patron_credential
Remove a single patron credential field.
Deletes one field from stored credentials without affecting
other fields. Free. Proof of npub ownership is required —
this is a write to the patron's sensitive credential vault.
Args:
npub: The patron's Nostr public key (npub1...).
dpop_token: Raw J
excalibur_get_patron_credential_fields
List stored patron credential field names (not values).
Returns the names of fields stored for a patron, plus each
field's ``delivered_at`` ISO-8601 timestamp when known (null
for secrets vaulted before timestamps were recorded). Values
are never exposed — use this to verify which fields are
config
excalibur_begin_oauth
Start the OAuth2 authorization flow.
Returns an authorization URL. Open it in a browser to log in
and authorize. Then call ``check_oauth_status`` with the
same npub to complete. Free. Proof of npub ownership is
required so an observer cannot DOS your account by
initiating OAuth flows in your name.
excalibur_check_oauth_status
Check whether the OAuth2 authorization flow has completed.
Call after opening the authorization URL from ``begin_oauth``
and completing the login in your browser. Free. Proof of npub
ownership is required: OAuth status exposes which upstream
services a patron has connected.
A 'pending' result here
excalibur_request_npub_proof
Request npub ownership proof from a patron via Nostr DM.
This is the npub-OWNERSHIP-PROOF flow — use it when a call returns
``proof_required``. It proves the caller controls an npub; it does
NOT deliver any service secret. To hand an operator its API keys or
OAuth secrets, use ``request_credential_
excalibur_receive_npub_proof
Receive npub ownership confirmation from a patron.
Completes the npub-OWNERSHIP-PROOF flow (the credential-delivery
counterpart is ``receive_credentials``).
**Call this only after the user confirms they have replied.**
Deterministic, one-shot retrieval: name the response with
``(patron_npub, dpop_
excalibur_check_proof_status
Check whether a previously-cached dpop_token is still valid.
Mirrors ``check_oauth_status`` for the npub-proof flow: a calling
agent can ask "will my next paid call accept this dpop_token?"
before burning credits on a guaranteed failure.
Free, no side effects — does not evict the cache or touch re
excalibur_oracle_how_to_join
Get DPYC onboarding instructions from the Oracle. Free.
excalibur_oracle_get_tax_rate
Get the current DPYC certification tax rate. Free.
excalibur_oracle_lookup_member
Look up a DPYC community member by npub. Free.
excalibur_oracle_about
Describe the DPYC ecosystem via the Oracle. Free.
excalibur_oracle_network_advisory
Get active network advisories from the Oracle. Free.
excalibur_check_authority_balance
Check this operator's tax balance at the Authority.
Returns the sats available for certifying patron credit purchases.
When this balance reaches zero, patron top-ups cannot be certified
and the operator must call purchase_credits on the Authority.
This is the operator's own funding — not a patron
excalibur_get_pricing_model
Get the active pricing model for this operator. Free.
If no model exists, self-initializes a scaffold with all
registered tools at 0 sats. No economic data from code.
excalibur_set_pricing_model
Set the active pricing model. RESTRICTED to operator.
Requires a valid proof (Schnorr-signed kind-27235 event)
proving the caller holds the operator's nsec.
excalibur_reset_pricing_model
Erase all pricing models and restore a viable default.
Deletes every stored model, then self-initializes a fresh one
from the tool registry — all tools at 0 sats with proper UUIDs.
Returns the new model.
RESTRICTED to operator — requires proof (nsec-signed).
excalibur_request_adoption
Ask a chosen Authority to adopt this operator (deferred courtship).
RESTRICTED to the operator — requires proof the caller controls this
operator's npub. Resolves the Authority's MCP endpoint from the
community registry, mints an inline ownership proof with this
operator's nsec, and delivers the re
excalibur_adoption_status
Check this operator's adoption-request status at a chosen Authority.
Free. Polls the Authority MCP-to-MCP for the status of this operator's
request (pending / approved / rejected / provisioned).
excalibur_restore_neon_schema
Re-run ``ensure_schema()`` on every NeonVault this operator uses.
Diagnostic / recovery tool for the case where the Neon HTTP SQL API
is returning persistent 4xx errors and the operator suspects the
schema isn't there or grants are wrong. Idempotent — uses
``CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS`` so a succes
excalibur_list_canonical_identities
Return canonical (tool_id, mcp_name, …) for every registered tool.
The authoritative source for any client (Studio, agents, FE)
that needs to know how this MCP identifies its tools.
Reconcile uses this output to UUID-join against the stored
pricing model — no name-based UUID derivation, no guessing
excalibur_get_nostr_profile
Read an npub's public Nostr profile (NIP-01 kind-0 metadata).
Free, no proof — the data is already public on relays. Returns the
latest metadata fields (name, display_name, about, picture, banner,
nip05, website, lud16) or an empty profile if none is published.
excalibur_publish_nostr_profile
Publish a CLIENT-SIGNED kind-0 profile to relays for an npub.
The wheel never holds a patron nsec. The frontend signs the kind-0
metadata event with the patron's session key or a NIP-07 extension and
passes the signed event (JSON) here; the wheel verifies the signature
matches the npub, then relays
excalibur_check_price
Preview the effective cost of a tool call.
Shows the base cost and any constraint effects (discounts, free
trials, surge pricing). Free — no credits required.
Args:
tool_id: Either the tool's UUID (from the pricing model) or a
bare capability string (e.g. ``"deal_scenario"``). FE
excalibur_list_constraint_types
List all available constraint types and their parameter schemas.
Returns the type, category, description, and parameter specs for
every constraint that can be used in a pricing pipeline.
Free — no credits required.
excalibur_mint_coupon
Create a new operator-owned discount coupon.
Args:
name: The catchy code patrons type to redeem
(operator-scoped uniqueness).
discount_percent: Percentage off the base price (0-100).
valid_from: ISO-8601 datetime when the coupon becomes active.
valid_until: ISO-8601 datetime
excalibur_list_coupons
List every coupon this operator has minted (newest first).
Each row carries the current ``times_redeemed`` counter — the
Studio renders a progress bar from this against ``total_uses``.
RESTRICTED to operator — requires proof.
excalibur_update_coupon
Patch a coupon's editable fields.
Pass only the fields you want to change. To set a cap to
unlimited (NULL in the schema), pass ``clear_uses_per_patron=true``
or ``clear_total_uses=true``. Renaming the code is allowed —
existing patron redemption rows survive (they key on coupon id).
RESTRICTED
excalibur_delete_coupon
Delete a coupon. Cascades to all patron redemptions.
Any chain step referencing the deleted coupon_id becomes a
no-op (the constraint returns neutral on unknown ids) — the
Studio surfaces orphan references as warnings.
RESTRICTED to operator — requires proof.
excalibur_redeem_coupon
Claim a coupon by its name (the code the operator shared).
Looks up the operator's coupon by ``code``, validates the window
and total cap, and records a per-patron redemption row.
Subsequent paid tool calls on this MCP auto-apply the discount
until ``uses_per_patron`` is exhausted.
Free — no credi
excalibur_list_my_coupons
List the coupons this patron has redeemed on this operator.
Returns both active and exhausted redemptions with a per-row
``status`` (``active`` / ``window_closed`` / ``patron_limit`` /
``total_limit``). Free — requires proof of ``npub``.
excalibur_forget_coupon
Remove a coupon from this patron's redemption list.
Cosmetic only — the coupon itself still exists at the operator,
and the patron can re-redeem the same code later while the
window allows. Free — requires proof of ``npub``.
excalibur_notarize_ledger
Build a Merkle tree of all patron balances and submit the root
to Bitcoin via OpenTimestamps.
Operator-only background task. Bitcoin confirmation takes 1-6 hours.
Free — no credits required.
excalibur_get_notarization_proof
Generate a Merkle inclusion proof that a patron's balance was
included in a Bitcoin-notarized snapshot.
Args:
notarization_id: The notarization record ID.
npub: The patron's Nostr public key (npub1...).
excalibur_list_notarizations
List recent Bitcoin notarization records.
Args:
limit: Maximum records to return (default 20).
status: Optional filter (e.g., 'submitted', 'confirmed').
excalibur_post_tweet
Post a text tweet with markdown formatting converted to Unicode rich text.
Accepts standard markdown inline formatting and converts it to Unicode
Mathematical Alphanumeric Symbols that render as styled text on X:
**bold** -> bold
*italic* -> italic
***bold italic*** -
excalibur_get_x_profile
Fetch the connected X account's handle and name for this patron (free).
Uses the patron's vaulted X OAuth token to call X's ``/users/me``. Returns
``{connected: true, username, name, profile_image_url}`` when connected, or
the OAuth situation (``connected`` absent) when X isn't linked yet. Used to
excalibur_post_nostr_message
Publish a public Nostr note (kind 1) authored by your proven npub.
eXcalibur cannot sign a note *as* you — a Nostr event must be signed by the
key it claims to come from, and eXcalibur never holds your nsec. So for this
one note it mints a fresh, ephemeral "scribe" keypair, signs with it, and
``p``
excalibur_post_tweet_image
Post a tweet with a hero banner image to X/Twitter.
Provide either an image_url (fetched and attached) or banner_svg
(rendered to PNG and attached). Text supports the same markdown
formatting as post_tweet.
Args:
text: Tweet content with optional markdown formatting.
image_url: URL of an i
excalibur_create_post
Store a new post (draft or scheduled). Returns its ``post_id``.
Args:
doc: The editable Doc — a JSON object whose consumed key is ``blocks``,
a list of block objects. A minimal static post is one block:
``{"blocks": [{"text": "gm. stack sats.", "flags": []}]}``. Blocks
a
excalibur_get_post
Read one stored post by id (owner-scoped).
excalibur_list_posts
List your stored posts, server-side sorted, filtered, and offset-paginated.
Optional ``status`` filter — a single status or a comma-separated set
(e.g. ``draft,scheduled``), matched as set membership. ``sort_col`` is one of
``created|updated|status|scheduled`` (default ``created``); ``sort_dir`` is
excalibur_update_post
Patch a stored post. ``patch`` may set ``doc, publish_at, recurrence,
cease_at, status`` (omit a field to leave it unchanged). ``text_cache`` is
written when supplied (alongside a doc change). ``client_req_id`` dedupes
debounced autosave retries — a repeat is a no-op with no second charge.
excalibur_delete_post
Delete a stored post. Default is a soft delete (``status='archived'``);
pass ``hard=True`` to remove the row permanently.
excalibur_list_snippets
List your saved post snippets, server-side sorted, filtered, and
offset-paginated. ``sort_col`` is one of ``favorite|created|updated|name``
(default ``favorite``); ``sort_dir`` is ``asc|desc``. ``search`` is a
case-insensitive regular expression matched against the snippet name or body.
``date_from`
excalibur_get_snippet
Read one of your saved snippets by id (full row incl. ``doc`` block
document). Free and owner-scoped. Returns ``{"success": true, "snippet": …}``
or ``snippet_not_found``.
excalibur_save_snippet
Save a reusable post snippet (opening/footer/CTA). Omit ``snippet_id`` to
create a new one; pass it to update an existing snippet in place (name/text/
favorite/doc). On update only the fields you pass change — omit ``favorite``
(leave it null) to keep it as-is, so a doc-only patch (e.g. toggling a s
excalibur_delete_snippet
Delete one of your saved snippets by id. Free and owner-scoped.
excalibur_get_voice
Read your saved writing Voice — a profile blurb plus a list of "banned
construction" chips (``{text, on}``) the editor passes to
``refine_post_region``. Owner-scoped; priced by the operator's pricing model
(use ``check_price``). When you have not saved a Voice yet this returns an
empty one (``{"voic
excalibur_save_voice
Save your writing Voice (replaces the previous one — it is a per-npub
singleton). ``profile`` is free text. ``bans`` is a list of ``{text, on}``
objects: ``text`` is the construction to avoid, ``on`` whether it is an active
constraint. Blank/duplicate entries are dropped server-side. Owner-scoped;
p
excalibur_refine_post_region
Refine a flagged region of a post with an LLM — server-side.
The operator's LLM key stays in the vault and never leaves the
server. Send the flagged ``region``, the surrounding ``full_text``, an
optional ``instruction`` (what to change), and the editor's ``voice``
profile + ``bans`` (JSON array or
excalibur_resolve_dynamic_block
Start resolving a dynamic post block with an LLM — returns a CLAIM CHECK.
A dynamic block's ``prompt`` is run by the model (with web search + web fetch for
live data) and woven into the surrounding post ``context`` in the author's
``voice``. The author's instruction governs length — there is no cha
excalibur_fetch_dynamic_block
Redeem a ``resolve_dynamic_block`` claim check (free, proof-gated).
Poll this with the ``claim_check`` from ``resolve_dynamic_block`` until
``status == "done"`` (the resolved fragment is ``result.text``). While the
job runs it returns ``{"status": "running", "poll_after_seconds": N}``; on
failure `
excalibur_process_scheduled_posts
Launch a publisher for every due post (operator-only).
Selects ``scheduled`` posts whose ``publish_at`` has arrived, claims each
atomically, and starts one background publisher per post. It does NOT
publish: composing content, billing the owner, posting to X and recording the
outcome all belong to
excalibur_get_scheduler_log
Read recent scheduler-tick outcomes.
Each ``process_scheduled_posts`` run — fired by the Cloudflare cron Worker or
a manual trigger — records its summary. This surfaces them so the FE debug
log can show what the Worker is doing: the per-tick heartbeat (proof it ran)
and per-post outcomes (posted /
excalibur_scheduler_pending
What is the scheduled-post cron Worker waiting on? (operator-only).
When the Worker's authorization lapses it DMs the operator a challenge
phrase and parks. This returns that pending phrase so the operator can match
it against the DM before approving in Studio — the Device-Grant second
surface for
excalibur_scheduler_status
The scheduler's configuration and current status (free; any proven patron).
Relays the cron Worker's public ``/status`` — cadence, version, renewal
window, and current authorization phase (``pending`` / ``active`` / ``idle``,
no challenge phrase) — and adds the operator npub it acts for. No secrets
excalibur_scheduler_check_now
Run one scheduler tick now (operator-only).
Pokes the Worker's ``/tick`` — the same work the ~30-minute cron does: it
claims a pending proof reply (completing your authorization) and fires any
due posts. Use it right after approving in Studio so you don't wait for the
next tick. The Worker runs the
Endpoint
https://excalibur-mcp.fastmcp.app/mcp Category: Web & Scraping · Last checked: 2026-07-30T13:56:10Z
Monitor your own MCP server
Get alerted the moment yours goes down, a tool schema drifts, or an upstream silently breaks.
What this means. This server responded to the MCP handshake and listed its tools without authentication. The schema fingerprint lets us flag if tool signatures silently change (schema drift) between checks.