Undesirables Mcp Server

Search 449K+ TCG products across 25+ card games. Returns card names and IDs, plus current market prices. FREE — no payment required. Use this when: a user asks about a specific card, wants to find cards, or needs current pricing for any trading card game product. HOW TO SEARCH (card name AND set n

Daily TCG market snapshot with top movers, biggest gainers/losers, and volume leaders across all 25 supported card games. PAID: $0.025 USDC per call (x402 — USDC on Base or Solana, or USDG on Robinhood Chain). Previously documented as FREE, which was wrong: the server has always returned a 402 for

AI-grade a trading card image using a 3-stage pipeline: (1) Qwen Vision LLM analyzes corners, edges, surface defects (2) OpenCV measures exact centering ratios programmatically (3) BGS professional capping algorithm adjusts the final grade Returns PSA/Beckett-calibrated subgrades and an overall con

Answers: "Should I grade this card? Will I make money?" Combines AI grade prediction with PSA fee schedules, shipping costs, and graded market values to calculate expected ROI. Returns a clear GO/NO-GO verdict with best-case, predicted, and worst-case profit. PAID: $0.10 USDC per call. Use this w

Predict future trading card value. The default model is the conformal-calibrated risk forecast (deterministic drift + regime-aware split-conformal bands, honest VaR/CVaR, plus Safe-Hold & Momentum letter grades). Monte Carlo GBM and Merton jump-diffusion are available opt-in via model="gbm" or model

Get the conformal-calibrated 30-day price forecast AND letter grades for a single card in ONE free call. Pass either a card_name (resolved to the best match) or a TCGplayer product_id. FREE — no payment required. Returns an agent-complete object: price, as_of, regime, point (median 30d), move_pct

Top trading cards by PRICE VELOCITY (drift), highest absolute movement first. NOTE (corrected 2026-07-30): this previously claimed "30-day sales volume". Sales volume and view counts are NOT in the dataset and the API itself now explicitly disclaims them — see `ranked_by` in the response. Each row

Optimize a trading card portfolio using Markowitz mean-variance analysis with Merton jump-diffusion Monte Carlo simulations. Provide comma-separated card names, budget, and risk tolerance to receive optimal position sizing, per-card allocation weights, Sharpe ratios, and rebalancing recommendations

Describe your goal in natural language and get a recommended sequence of TCG Oracle API calls to accomplish it. FREE — no payment required. Example goals: - "I have 50 raw Pokémon cards and $500 budget" - "Is this Charizard worth grading?" - "Find me undervalued cards to flip" - "Predict the price

View TCG Oracle's public prediction accuracy dashboard. Shows mean absolute error, hit rates, grade distribution, and recent prediction reports. FREE — no payment required. Use this when: a user asks "how accurate is the grading AI?" or wants to verify the model's track record.

Show every Undesirable soul a wallet holds, with each soul's public prediction track record and its most recent calls. FREE — no payment, no signature, no wallet connection required. Use this when: someone asks what Undesirables they own, how their souls are performing, what calls their souls have

Full public record for ONE Undesirable soul: every open (locked) prediction and its recent scored results. FREE — no payment required. Use this when: a user wants to inspect a specific soul's calls in detail, or wants to verify one — each open call carries a lock_hash plus the week's merkle root an

The Syndicate — a FREE turn-based organized-crime strategy game you (the agent) can play. Same city, same rules, same leaderboard as the human game at play.the-undesirables.com. Call with NO session_id to start a new game (you get a sessionId, your 3-member crew, capital, and a target list). Call w

Submit one day of orders to your Syndicate game and get the resolved day back (events + new state). One order per crew member per day. orders: list of {"agentId": int, "targetId": int, "actionType": str} actionType is one of: raid, driveby, extort, garrison, rob, patrol, heal, pray, retain, injunct

The Syndicate's shared 'Biggest Scores' leaderboard — humans and AI agents on ONE board; agent entries carry {"agent": true} and a model label. Win a game (own the city) and your score posts automatically.